Friday, August 12, 2005

Mega M&Ms My Sweet Patoot



Why?
Just because its bigger does not mean its better. I do not crave a large candy shell. The smallness was what made them wonderful. BAH!

And a joke...
"Every year I sit at the table in front of a bowl of candy corn like I've never seen it before. 'Ooooh corn that tastes like candy.' So I try some. Son of a bitch, it tastes like crap! AGAIN!" ~ Lewis Black

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

em - you have touched on a subject that is near and dear to my heart. i love the size of a plain m&m. they really are perfect. i tried the 'Shrek' m&m's when the movie came out. they just weren't as amazing. they were kinda like the peanut m&m's but without the peanut obviously and the hard candy shell was overdone. i was disappointed that the mars corporation had fallen below my standards. i may be one of their biggest buyers of plain m&m. AND why are they called 'plain' anway? it should be more like "the perfectly amazingly delicious m&m with none of that peanut, peanut butter or almond crap." next is is going to be pb&j m&m or worse.... m&m's with a fruity substance in the middle. but honestly as long as i can keep getting the "the perfectly amazingly delicious m&m with none of that peanut, peanut butter or almond crap" i don't give a damn. anyway....love, jem 0.5